How Fans Celebrate Valentine’s Day

Greetings and Beatings from the home of Marvel and DC Comics, NYC.

Words cannot express the epic that is Comic Con at the Jacob Javits Center. Guests ranging from all over television, movies, comic books, and music, it was indeed a humbling privilege to perform there.

So, in order to prep for America’s most celebrated non-essential holiday, I’ve prepared a few Valentine’s from your favorite anime characters.

Dear Oorochimaru-sama,
You constrict my heart,
~Kabuto

Spike,
This Valentine was charged to your credit card.
~Faye

Michael Bay and Toonami,
Please give me back my dignity.
~Optimus Prime

Ash,
I choose you.
~Pikachu
P.S. the revolution is Tuesday; offer no resistance.

Ryuzaki,
If I were in charge of the alphabet, I’d put “I” and “L” together, and we would be ill. BFF,
~Light Yagami
P.S. for your super secret Valentine surprise, please sign your real name on the card where I have written “suicide.”

Gotta skip Katsucon this year, but fingers crossed for next year. Until next time, party-people, Live laugh and glomp.

- Uncle Yo

Comic Pro’s and Con

It’s taken 3 years, but Comic Con has answered my prayers (and orphan sacrifices, which is great because my bathtub was filling up). Saturday, Feb. 7th at 12:30pm on the Variant Stage is my NYCC premiere.

www.newyorkcomiccon.com – one of the biggest annual events in NYC.

And who is going to warm up for me but a fellow comedian, Lowell Greenblatt. We’ll be dishing out some loves and heart breaks of the past year the Marvel and DC comic worlds, as well as some anime funs, such as Anime Valentines, like this one take from Kingdom Hearts II:

“Roxas, my hair is red, my balls are blue, all my Heartless are Belong to You.” – Axel

Once that’s done, we’ve got a whole new phenomenon to introduce: Tony Stark Anti-Facts. Write ‘em down now while they’re fresh and hot before Chuck Norris finds out about them, because when we’re done Tony Stark won’t have an ass to shove his head in anymore.

C U guys this weekend.